When I'm having a depression episode and my child asks if she can have candy after only eating cookies and chips the whole day

me and my freind when it comes to the quiet part of the day and about to watch youtube for no reason at all

whenever i'm allowed a sleepover at my friends house Me and my friend:

When you hang up the phone after a long conversation and realize you did almost all of the talking

and you may say to yourself after forgetting to doublecheck your answers "My god, what have I done!?"

The Gruffalo's Child (2011) On BBC One Next Sunday 6:30m December and the rest of the day before I get a follow back on BBC iPlayer

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yes and me mom still has to take latex 24/7 and she still munches on IBM chips on sundays and she eats tyres of a sunday. that nut dr.joyce brothers put her on a very strange diet! yes because her lawyer sued sue dean so there's no hope of a boat munchie now so and boing boing yes with wrinkles i'm on now even though i traded it for latex!

oh more groans on my dress and more and more and more groans by the end of this i'll have a groan stained dress oh dear no more groanola groanville for breakfast for you then it's out of your diet plan.

And no one would have guessed one day she'd go wild But grandma got obsessed and changed her profile to slutty McButtSex And I was appalled when I saw a bunch of pictures of her cleavage on her wall

now i'm not here looking like revenge tell me that you can see you thought you had bigger better things but right now this sticks cause the grass is greener under me but it gets stop playing with sadness can't have this can't have this and it would be nice enough of me to take it easy on ya but not baby i'm sorry i'm not sorry baby i'm sorry i'm not sorry

Captain, you told me everybody was my neighbor  They took advantage of me, you let them take their turns hitting me  I wish I would have never watched you  You really made my childhood a failure … Tensile divorces me and now I'm dead

well beryl i don't wanna carry a shopping bag through whitfords all the way it hurts my arms and makes me so exhausted and tired and i really don't have the strenth. ok dear i'll carry the bag then you just worry about ya purchase because it'll be a weight off your shoulders after all i can lug the bag around for you.

… I can be your sugar when you're fiendin' for that sweet spot Put me in your mouth, baby, and eat it 'til your teeth rot I can be your cherry, apple, pecan, or your key lime … I can be your sugar when you're fiendin' for that sweet spot Put me in your mouth, baby, and eat it 'til your teeth rot I can be your cherry, apple, pecan, or your key lime

I want to have them real blonde juicy thick and porky, that's bacon's so fine I'm taken! Garko's in trouble begging for a piece of that hay. Elizabeth, why are you always talking about Kermit liking pig butts?

my rock is shining bright. move your body up move your body up dance for your papi move your body up move your body up, dance for your papi. have a fair share i don't even care. wanna cookie? sure. take one small bite and the love will come back, ahh! take a small bite small bite! i'm afraid i took a big bite. the next morning...