now a woman on a speaker box is saying "True, we are in the midst of an obesity epidemic." so i punch the speaker box cuz im not letting emily dictate how i eat

so i turned on netflix EDDIE MUNSON AND ALEXEI ARE DEAD, STEVE CHANGED HIS NAME TO KURT KUNKLE AND NOW HE MURDERS PEOPLE AND RAPES THE CORPSES LOL FUCK YOU WE'RE NETFLIX

yes a balage so you found out? and fieeds? oh well it's that but they haven't heard back from me.

so i turned on ABC in this episode, the boys help Zagreus of Olympus face off against his evil, drug-loving other half - the twisted and manic Dionysus .......

hmm lets see whats on the radio oh no its sunny side up summer from bobs burgers! aaaaaa help me my ears are bleeding turn off this monstrosity RIGHT NOW PLEASE HELP ME

The lights are blinking, I'm thinking, it's all over when I go out drinking Oh, making my mind slow. that's why I don't F with the BIG 4-O

The lights are blinking, I'm thinking, it's all over when I go out drinking Oh, making my mind slow, that's why I don't F with the BIG 4-0

Brad will get you feeling better princess Brad playing push it on the radio in the car Kate oh my gosh what are you doing I don’t think Denver and Dallas know this song Brad I think they do

Okay, here we go, here we go. "I'm Ms. Baker. I love to drink coffee. I drink so much coffee. " Are you watching the lost episode of Clarence "Straight Illin"?

so i went to deviantart.com It's just senpai crying a river maybe it's bc everyone hates him and pt2 of the ilima pov I made will be coming tomorrow

I want to get a big crappy butthole flavored pee pee and poo poo crap with a ego crappy fat waffle with poison Rats on it And I will order a chocolate milkshake with penis

why do you think it's called back when there's a ninja eh? and why do ya know? well you're told me maruccia is kate cook's and debbie hick's perfume. i think kate ripped DH off! yes i think so probaly not worth apraying in my mouth. oh i'm in it now!

What’s Going On I I I Put On Some Weird Headset And Now I Here Who Are You People Why Can’t I Take It Off Where Am I Let’s Just Try To Calm Down Everything’s Gonna Be Okay New Stuff We All Been Through This You Just Need To Get Your Head To

now a woman on a speaker box is saying "Sorry we're late, Bob had diarrhea!" so i punch the speaker box cuz diarrhea jokes are unfunny and not cool

sorry to burst your bubble, lisa. but when have you used your noodle on the project? but why? don't ever keep a squirrel as a pet cuz they are illegal so i'm gonna have a date at orient dining, you puzzled ostrich!

Shard let out a cry of fury and did one of the most deadly moves to Boyfriend, turning him to a crystal statue. Shard then used another purple beam from his eye to obliterate the moon, and with it, Boyfriend. Boyfriend was gone. No longer a problem.